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Diablo IV —
Prolly gonna suck, but its Diablo. Should be good for at least two weeks.
World of Warcraft —
"I need a new CPU for this shit, this i5 isn't powerful enough to run the game at more than 30FPS. WoW really needs a lot of CPU, trust me I know what I'm talking about."
Overwatch —
"So this Russian guy is charging me $15 for the first two hours, then $2 each additional hour to play his account."
Telemetry —
"Yeah man I upgraded to windows 10. It's the only way to use an Xbox controller on the PC. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."
Kettle One —
K1, get fuckin' lit!
Pina Colada —
The Frosty Factory has landed.
Ricochet —
Look at these mongoloids playing my game, they need to go.
Diablo III —
Fuck it, I'm re-rolling crusader. Blizzard has a hard on for them.
Mexico —
The back is wacked :^(
Diablo III —
Paragon level 420 has been reached.